1 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:32,060 Good morning, sir. Welcome to the Majestic. 2 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,900 May I help you? 3 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,740 Lionel Spalding... 4 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:43,860 and Neil. 5 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:47,060 Welcome to the Majestic, Mr. Spalding, Neil. 6 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,300 Thank you. 7 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:03,460 This is the air shaft to basement. Do you read me? 8 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,180 I read you. What's your 20? 9 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:09,180 I'm in position. Found our target. He's pickingon poor Artie. 10 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:12,620 Artie, I don't care how long you've been at this hotel. 11 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,860 You must smile when you greet the guests. 12 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:19,900 You should see this lady who checked in. She weighs about a thousand pounds. 13 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:23,420 That's a physical impossibility. And stay focused. We're on a mission. 14 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,380 Sorry. Ten-four. 15 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:32,540 One more time like this, and cut. 16 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:34,300 OK... go. 17 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:46,580 - Is he on the mark? - Notyet. 18 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:52,940 - Kyle, what's he doing? - Notyet! 19 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:03,580 Now! Now! Now! 20 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:04,580 No... 21 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:07,980 Arh! Arh! Arh! 22 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:13,300 Argh! 23 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:24,780 Uh-oh. Air shaft to basement. We have a problem. 24 00:04:24,860 --> 00:04:27,100 - "What?" - We hosed some guests. 25 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:29,620 Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission. 26 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:33,060 Neil! I'm comin', baby! 27 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:39,380 Neil! 28 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:44,860 - Better get out of here till things cool down. - Gotcha. 29 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:48,220 Whoa! 30 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:53,100 Mr. Grant, you might wanna step out here a moment. 31 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:56,940 - Hey, Murray. - Hey, boys. 32 00:04:56,980 --> 00:04:59,100 - " Slow down!" - What the... 33 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,140 Wait a minute. 34 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,500 Brian! Kyle! 35 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,420 Better split up, Kyle. 36 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:06,865 What? Argh! 37 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,900 - Whoa! - Aaaargh! 38 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:16,140 Getyour hands off me! 39 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:23,020 Well... isn't this a pleasant way to start the day? 40 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,660 His name is Neil. 41 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,580 After Neil Armstrong. 42 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:34,100 " The first man on the moon. Yes, he was. 43 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:38,180 And he's very, very sensitive. 44 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:41,700 Yes, well, I can see that just from lookinginto his eyes. 45 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:45,140 I just hope he hasn't suffered any severe trauma. 46 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,380 Ahem. 47 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,900 - Mr. Grant. - Yes. Thank you, Nancy. 48 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,260 Dr. Sultanov. 49 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:54,540 He's one of the finest pet psychologists in the city. 50 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:58,540 Please mention my name, and I'm sure he'll see Neil right away. 51 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:00,220 Well, thank you, Mr. Grant. 52 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,540 Say thank you to Mr. Grant. 53 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:04,900 Hmm. 54 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:08,100 We were aimingfor Norm, Dad. He stole our Frisbee. 55 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:10,260 No. He did not steal your Frisbee. 56 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:13,580 He dugit out of the smoked salmon, where you threw it. 57 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:15,700 We didn't mean to soak any guests. 58 00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:17,220 Mm-hm. 59 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,340 Kyle, would you hold this? 60 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:26,060 Attaboy. Would you mind puttingit in right about here? 61 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:28,180 - Dad. - No, no. I insist. 62 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:31,020 Brian, you too. Bernard, can I have another knife? 63 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,380 Push it in and start carving. You might as well. 64 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:36,860 Because if this week doesn't go perfectly - and I mean perfectly - 65 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:40,180 and if you two do "anything" to foul up the Crystal Ball, 66 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:44,860 I am goingto be skewered, roasted, and served as dead duck flambe. 67 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:50,180 So unless you two prefer moving from a five-star hotel to a trailer park, 68 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:54,500 we will have no further disturbances. Do you understand? 69 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,860 We're sorry, Dad. 70 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,540 Now... 71 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:04,060 next week... 72 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:06,420 after this is all over, 73 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,500 we get to go on vacation. 74 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:09,340 Yes! 75 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:13,060 Barbados for ten days, just the three of us. 76 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:14,020 Yes! 77 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,060 And we get to be the guests. 78 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:19,060 And we will nag, and we will complain, 79 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:22,060 and we will make other people's lives miserable. 80 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,060 Yes! 81 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,500 But until that time... 82 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:27,100 you're both grounded. 83 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,300 - What? - What? 84 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,540 Come on, guys. Let's go. Dinner. 85 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,940 Hey, I was up to 400 bucks. 86 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:42,900 - Where's your brother? - Barbados. 87 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:47,700 Kyle, what are you doing? 88 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:51,860 Practicing. 89 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:55,220 I figure we need spear guns for sharks. 90 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,780 Wouldn't that be cool if we got to shoot a shark? 91 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,940 - For everyone but the shark. - Will the hotel have spear guns? 92 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,420 We can ask the concierge when we get there. Don'tyou like your steak? 93 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:05,860 It's OK. 94 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:08,940 OK? That's the finest fillet in the city. 95 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:12,420 Well, maybe we should cook for ourselves one night. 96 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:16,540 Why? We have a five-star restaurant at our beck and call. 97 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:18,340 What if our plane crashes 98 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:23,340 and we're stranded in the jungle, and we need spear guns to shoot our food, 99 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,580 but we don't know how to cook it? 100 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,340 You think the same way your mother did. 101 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,260 Did I ever tell you that before? 102 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,180 Is that good? 103 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:34,260 Well... 104 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:38,220 it was never boring. 105 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:48,900 If you gotta be grounded, a five-star hotel is the place to be. 106 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:01,860 So if you'd like extra towels or ice... 107 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:06,900 Enjoy your stay. 108 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:27,540 Terribly sorry. It slipped out of my hand. 109 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:29,140 I heard somethingin there. 110 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:34,340 Probably one of my sports coats. I've been told they're a little bit loud. 111 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:37,420 Don'tyou think that's funny? 112 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:40,020 Oh. Yeah, now I get it. " 113 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:44,460 That's better. Would you like to see a little trick, hm? 114 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,340 OK. 115 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,740 You know, I can do all sorts of tricks. 116 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:54,580 Do you know what my speciality is, hm? 117 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:55,900 No. 118 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:59,100 I can make nosy little boys disappear. 119 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:02,540 One more thing... 120 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:03,660 My dollar. 121 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,780 Good morning. Rutledge. 122 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:11,300 Welcome to the Majestic, Mr. Rutledge. 123 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,100 "Lord" Rutledge. 124 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:15,940 - I begyour pardon. - Quite all right. 125 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:19,340 The Rutledges don't stand on the ceremony. 126 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,380 " Lord Rutledge. 127 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:25,620 - What are you doinghere, darling? - Mrs. Dellacroce. Are you here for the ball? 128 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:26,700 Of course. 129 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:29,220 Where is poor "Mr". Dellacroce? 130 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:30,580 Not here. 131 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:32,620 Oh? How... 132 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:33,900 sad. 133 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:47,140 Let's get to work. 134 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:53,740 300 rooms, Dunston, equals 600 earrings, if my math serves me right. 135 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:58,980 Here we are. The Majestic Hotel. 136 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,500 And it's ours for the taking. 137 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:06,340 And where better to begin than with the lovely Mrs. Dellacroce? 138 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,780 Room 812. 139 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:09,620 Remember her? 140 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:13,900 I hope she hasn't pawned all the best jewelry to finance those facelifts. 141 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,980 I thoughtyou'd given up. 142 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,500 It'll stuntyour growth. Now give it back. 143 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:29,540 Dunston, I'm a little too busy for your ever-so-amusinglittle games. 144 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:31,820 Now will you please give it back?! 145 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:35,340 Monkey spit. 146 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,660 How delicious. 147 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:43,980 Very good. 148 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:48,020 Dunston, have you seen the ice bucket? 149 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:52,660 I have two words to say to you: 150 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,420 medical... experiments. 151 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:58,660 Thank you. 152 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:01,060 Now... go to your room. 153 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,820 I'm not debatingthis. You move! 154 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,260 I'm a liberal parent. 155 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,500 Have ityour own way. 156 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:13,180 God forbid I should spoil your fun. 157 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:14,980 Go to your room! 158 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:23,300 Spare the rod and spoil the monkey. 159 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:39,740 Dubrow alert. 160 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,660 - Dubrow alert? - Dubrow alert! 161 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,060 - Dubrow alert. - Dubrow alert. 162 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,740 Dubrow alert! 163 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:48,100 Dubrow al... 164 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,900 Lobby three degrees too cold. Doorman slow to open car door. 165 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:02,860 Two crushed butts in ashtray number one. 166 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,700 Make that four degrees too cold. 167 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,340 Victor. 168 00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:11,540 Come along, darling. 169 00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:16,660 You look beautiful, don'tyou? 170 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,460 Mrs. Dubrow! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 171 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:24,020 Shh. Quite all right. 172 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,660 I'm takinghim to his analyst. 173 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:28,300 Don't let me keep you... 174 00:13:28,335 --> 00:13:30,700 "Consuelo. " 175 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,420 I'm sorry. 176 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:36,340 Consuelo. 177 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:39,260 So I knocked on the trunk, and it knocked back... 178 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,540 - Hello. - "Dubrow alert". 179 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:45,700 - Dubrow alert! - Wait, I'm not done. 180 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:49,820 Yes, you are. She doesn't like kids. She once kicked BigBird in the nuts. 181 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:54,780 Damn! Ooh... 182 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,140 Dad! 183 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,060 Dad! Dad, put me down! Dad, put me down! 184 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:02,020 - Dad! - Under the desk! 185 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,060 Robert. 186 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:04,620 Mrs. Dubrow. 187 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:07,980 Ooh! Little roll in the carpet. What a pleasant surprise. 188 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:11,260 - Mr. Dubrow, nice to see you, sir. - Fluffy towels. 189 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,620 I begyour pardon? 190 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,100 Read the cards, Robert. 191 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:17,460 Got to keep up on the cards so you know what our guests want. 192 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:20,380 Know what they want? Huh? Know what they want? 193 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,300 - Fluffy towels? - That's right. 194 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:25,140 Nice fluffy towels. Talk to the laundry immediately. 195 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:28,540 Victor, darling, sit down and work on your cards. 196 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,740 Robert, we have some very excitingnews. 197 00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:36,860 - Uh... - " Doesn't it look great? 198 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:41,300 - What do you think? - Well, it's wonderful, Mrs. Dubrow. 199 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:45,140 But the "Le Monde" people might not appreciate us just addinga sixth star. 200 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:51,220 No, no. The "Le Monde" people have decided to award a sixth star 201 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,260 to the most elite hotels in the world. 202 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:59,820 Now, I have it on good authority they have a person here "now". 203 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,300 The "Le Monde" people have a representative here now? This week? 204 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,660 Of course. This week. 205 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,860 The Crystal Ball is the social event of the season. 206 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,420 I want that sixth star. Are we very clear on that? 207 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,460 I will be very upset if I don't get it. 208 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,500 I understand. 209 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:20,540 Good. And next week, when every travel section in the country interviews us, 210 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,220 I wantyou in the picture with me. 211 00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:24,980 Next week... 212 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:27,900 Could you excuse me for just a second? 213 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,380 Uh, ah... 214 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:32,500 Oh, yes, yes. 215 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:36,300 I... I am scheduled for a vacation next week. 216 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,300 No, no, no, no! 217 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,340 Ow! 218 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,860 Uh... banged my knee. Trick knee. 219 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,940 Robert, I need you here. 220 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,860 Dad, you promised! 221 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:50,060 If you want to kill me, just kill me. Pick somethingup and beat me over the head. 222 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,220 Why is he talkingto his crotch? 223 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,340 Is there a problem, Robert? 224 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,740 No. No. 225 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:58,860 Dad! 226 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:03,300 Uh, well, yes, um... actually, Mrs. Dubrow. 227 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,740 This is the second time I've had to cancel... 228 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:06,820 No, the third! 229 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,180 Word. What's the "word" I'm lookingfor? 230 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,825 I hate when that happens, 231 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:13,180 when words just fly out of your head. 232 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,460 It makes me insane when... 233 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,060 - Paper? - Huh? 234 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,380 Robert, I know it's an inconvenience. 235 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,380 Uh, yes... 236 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,460 Let me just put it this way. 237 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:26,860 When we get the sixth star, you are in for a bigbonus, 238 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:31,340 and you can take them someplace fabulous... eventually. 239 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:34,500 But if we don't get the sixth star, 240 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,940 well... time off just won't be a problem, will it? 241 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,060 Any other problems? 242 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,580 - No. - Good. Oh, one more thing. 243 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:47,940 Since this is such an important time for the hotel, you should fire somebody. 244 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,660 Yes... Mrs. Dubrow... 245 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:52,540 I haven't asked you to fire anybody since... 246 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,500 Christmas. 247 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,660 Yes. 248 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,700 Well, there's a clumsy clerk 249 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,380 with a foreign-soundingname. 250 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,340 - "Consuelo". - She'll do. 251 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,300 Come along, Victor, darling! 252 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,380 Really, Mrs. Dubrow, I'm not sure... 253 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,260 Robert, now just do it! 254 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:11,100 By the way, there's a small boy under your desk. 255 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:19,380 That's not fair, Dad! You promised us. 256 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:21,500 Let me work on it, Kyle. 257 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,180 I need to see Consuelo. 258 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,060 Oh, all right. Send her in. 259 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,060 You can't fire Consuelo. 260 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,900 I have a system, Kyle. 261 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:34,660 Fortunately, Mrs. Dubrow never remembers who it is she wants me to fire. 262 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,540 Yes, Mr. Grant? 263 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,700 Consuelo, Consuelo... 264 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,780 I'm givingyou 265 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,180 a week's paid vacation, startingright now. 266 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:49,980 On one condition. You have to run out of this office right now, crying. 267 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,580 OK. 268 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,540 "Bueno". 269 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,080 Zoom in on eight. 270 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:24,360 He's a big, scary guy with a huge trunk and lots of stickers. 271 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,400 Right. Scary guy. Huge trunk. Got it. 272 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,080 Keep an eye out, OK? 273 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,560 You bet, kid. 274 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,120 This one really liked me. What do you think? 275 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,760 Mm... They're OK. 276 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,800 - I have a bad feelingabout this guy. - Kyle, we're preoccupied here. 277 00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:41,120 - I have a sense about these things, Murray. - I know you do. 278 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,920 I just know he's up to no good. So keep an eye out. He could be anywhere! 279 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:11,720 I've gotta go schmooze the guests. Do whatyour brother says. Within reason. 280 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:20,320 The human body can only stand so many centuries of inbreeding. 281 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,160 I begyour pardon. Are you the manager? 282 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,240 Yes, I am. Robert Grant. 283 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,680 Lord Rutledge. Tell me... 284 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:32,040 where do you keep the champagne? Near the furnace? 285 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,600 Is there a problem, Lord Rutledge? 286 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,680 No. It's just thatyour room service brought me a bottle of champagne 287 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,520 that I could have quite comfortably bathed in - had there been any soap. 288 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,880 - Well, I'm terribly sorry. - Yes. You should be. 289 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,000 - Good evening, Mrs. Dellacroce. - Good evening. 290 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,680 - Thank you. - Have a nice evening, ma'am. 291 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,440 "I still say you're making a mistake". 292 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,800 "Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye". 293 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,280 "All right". 294 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,360 "But"... "you're so damned ugly!" 295 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,160 So, Brian, what are we gonna do tonight? 296 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,240 Whoa, what is this "we" stuff? 297 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,520 Remember, Mr. Spaldingin 612 needs his dogwalked. 298 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,760 Don't forget to thank him if he gives you a tip. 299 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:36,680 His name is Neil. After Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon. 300 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,840 I love the astronauts, don'tyou? 301 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,160 Yeah, sure. 302 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,160 I wantyou to be very, very careful with him. 303 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,880 'Cause he's my pride and joy, joy, joy! 304 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,120 Back in ten. 305 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,160 "Dunston, it's Daddy". Is everything going according to plan? 306 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,400 "Don't forget, jewels, not junk!" 307 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,520 "Just listen to me for two minutes"... 308 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,720 " Come on, Neil. Let's go. 309 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,200 Come on. Come on! 310 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,040 Let's go, Neil. Come and get me. 311 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:35,120 Come on, faster! Come on. Once around. Come on, Neil! Run. 312 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,920 One, two, three four, one, two, three, four. Come on! Left, right, left, right. 313 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,200 Left paw, right paw. Left paw, right paw. 314 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,120 One more lap. 315 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,040 What's the matter? 316 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,560 What do you smell, boy? 317 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,720 Whoa! 318 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,200 Neil! 319 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,160 Neil! 320 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,800 Neil? 321 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,800 Neil! 322 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,160 Arh! 323 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,480 My God! 324 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,680 - What happened?! - Well, uh... 325 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,400 Neil! 326 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,400 And what are you waitingfor? 327 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,040 Uh... 328 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,885 A tip? 329 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,520 Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, 330 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,280 but that is really no excuse 331 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,360 to throw a guest's doginto the garbage! 332 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,040 I didn't throw him in the garbage. 333 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,280 Then what happened? No, don't tell me. 334 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:02,080 Let me guess. You gave him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat. 335 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,000 He jumped off the dogwalk! 336 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,880 The dogis suicidal? Is that whatyou're tryingto say? 337 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,160 He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped. 338 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,080 Oh, he smelled the monster on the ledge. It makes perfect sense now. 339 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,080 He smelled the monster on the ledge! 340 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,960 It was the smelly ledge monster! 341 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,680 Way to blow the tip, psycho. 342 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,560 Aargh! 343 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,480 Now listen, because I'm about to pass sentence. You are both grounded! 344 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,280 - We're already grounded. - You're double grounded! 345 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,760 And, Brian, no poker, 346 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,240 no videos, and no usingthe security room for your own voyeuristic pleasures. 347 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,960 And, Kyle, no... 348 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,320 No... 349 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,360 I'll get back to you on the punishment thing. 350 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,160 "Mr. Grant, sorry to disturb you". "There's been a robbery". 351 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,480 All right. I'll be right down. 352 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,360 What about his punishment? 353 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,000 Think of somethingyou really like. 354 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,640 - You got it? - Yeah. 355 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,640 No that! 356 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,560 Good evening, Lord Rutledge. How was the play? 357 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,040 Delightful. 358 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,760 Haven't slept that well in months. 359 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,320 Now, show Daddy whatyou've got, hm? 360 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,400 I am not amused. 361 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,160 I'm in no mood for this, Dunston. 362 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,760 Don't do this, Dunston. 363 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,200 You remember what happened to your brother... 364 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,680 don'tyou? 365 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,760 Samson liked to play games, didn't he? 366 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,320 Hm? 367 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,240 And we all remember what happened to Samson, 368 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,400 hm? 369 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:15,440 That? Do you want to tell me what is that, for heaven's sake! 370 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,320 Oh, you blitheringidiot! 371 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,520 Arh! 372 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,880 Dunston, you're behavinglike a wild animal! 373 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,160 Dunston! 374 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,320 Dunston, come back here! 375 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,760 This job is not over. The party is only just beginning! 376 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,040 Dunston, Daddy's sorry. 377 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,680 Dunston, I've got some lovely bananas here. 378 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,080 Don't wave your hairy bottom at me! 379 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,120 Dunston, remember, we're partners! 380 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,880 Fifty-fifty, straight down the line. 381 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,840 Come on, come back here! 382 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,480 Dunston! 383 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,080 Leave it on, please. 384 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,520 Good night, buddy. 385 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,800 Good night, Mom. 386 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,160 You still say good night to Mom? 387 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,880 Yeah. 388 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,040 That's not stupid or anything, is it? 389 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,640 No, Kyle. 390 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,760 It's not stupid at all. 391 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,640 8pm, Mrs. Dellacroce leaves for dinner. 392 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,245 Jewels are still there. 393 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,560 Three hours later, Mrs. Dellacroce returns. The jewels are gone. 394 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,200 Duringthat time, 395 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,560 nobody else went through that door, Mrs. Dubrow. 396 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,560 Who is that? 397 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,960 That's Lord Rutledge. 398 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,800 I wonder what he's doing. 399 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,040 That's very odd. 400 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,920 Dunston? 401 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,520 Dunston! 402 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,400 Dunny... 403 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,560 The man from "Le Monde". 404 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,280 Brian, stop it. 405 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,040 Stop it. 406 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,040 Brian... 407 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,000 Dad! 408 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,320 There's a gorilla in the bathroom! 409 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,160 Kyle, there is no gorilla in the bathroom. 410 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,120 - But, Dad... - Go back to sleep. 411 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,040 I can't sleep now! 412 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,360 Then watch TV. 413 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,880 Nice little black-and-white movie. 414 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,520 You'll be out in no time. 415 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,440 Send the riot squad. Kong has escaped! 416 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,760 Kyle, go to sleep. 417 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:58,160 All right. All right. You can sleep with me tonight if you're still scared. But just tonight. 418 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,920 " Did you brush your teeth? 419 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,480 What are you... You wearingyour flannels? 420 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,160 Well, you slept all over the place. 421 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,360 The bathroom! 422 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,200 Guess he really has to go. 423 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,960 The camcorder! 424 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,080 No! 425 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,240 Dad's gonna kill you when he finds out you lost his camcorder. 426 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,080 - I didn't lose it. The gorilla did. - Oh, right. The gorilla. 427 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,120 Wait till we get it back - you'll see. 428 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,440 Make that three months' allowance and "six" months of makingmy bed. 429 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,840 Deal. 430 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,040 Oh, boy. 431 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,480 Hold on. 432 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,080 If anythinghappens to me, 433 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,920 there's a box of magazines under my bed. 434 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,480 Get rid of them, OK? 435 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,000 Gotcha. 436 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,160 - Brian, you OK? - Yeah, fine, Kyle. 437 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,840 Hold on! 438 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,160 I found something! 439 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,360 Kyle! 440 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,880 What are you doing?! 441 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,360 Excuse me, but, uh, 442 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,280 can you stop doingthat? 443 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,960 You tryingto kill me? 444 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,560 See, my brother's down there, 445 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,000 and, he, uh, he gets... 446 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,840 Kyle, what the hell are you doing? 447 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,560 Uh... 448 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,560 Hello. 449 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,600 Dunston, stop that! 450 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:10,320 Aaarrhhhh! 451 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,240 I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him! 452 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,680 Daddy's very angry, Dunston. God, I am very angry, indeed. 453 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,320 Arh! Ow! 454 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,480 Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha! 455 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,400 Aaarrrhhh... 456 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,360 Damn! 457 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:48,000 Aaaaarrrrrhhhhh! 458 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,080 Whoa! 459 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,440 Where are we going? 460 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,120 Shoot. 461 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,120 Dad's gonna kill me! 462 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,680 Gee. Thanks... 463 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,440 Dunston? 464 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,360 Is that guy always mean to you? 465 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,760 Don't worry. No one's gonna hurtyou. 466 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,160 I promise. 467 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,880 " Robert! 468 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,120 Robert. 469 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,560 Robert! 470 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,600 The "Le Monde" spy is named Rutledge. 471 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,080 Lord Rutledge? 472 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,360 - You've met him? - Well, I... we've passed in the hall. 473 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,000 What did he say? 474 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,800 Just that the champagne... 475 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,920 that... that we are the... 476 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,080 the champagne of hotels. 477 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,000 That bodes well for you, doesn't it? 478 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,800 Almost there. 479 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:36,920 Hey, Kyle. 480 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,400 Hi. 481 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,760 Get back in there! 482 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,480 Oh... 483 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,800 What have we here, 484 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,280 hm? 485 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,520 Room service? 486 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,720 We must have a little talk later. 487 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,480 Dunston, get back here! 488 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,800 Dunston? 489 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,920 Ow, ow, ow, ow 490 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:27,880 All aboard that funk boat "That I'm about to start sailing now"- "a" 491 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:32,400 All you riggers and all you party jiggers Everybody's in the funky blowout 492 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,200 You know where to set sail from 493 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,640 Just around the corner from the Portobello Road 494 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,880 Downtown, W10, near my place, baby Baby, do what you're done told 495 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:46,480 I got bottles of beer and a deck or two All my friends are now comin' in 496 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,880 Lucy and Jules, lookin'good, girls So all aboard, let the party begin 497 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,520 I'm on the mike, I make you dance, I make you funk, I make you sweat 498 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,600 Bombin' out till the break of dawn 499 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,880 So get up the bar, let's have a ball 500 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,040 Rummin' out till the morning comes 501 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,680 - "And I said"... - "Have fun, go mad" 502 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,320 - "Do what I say" - "Have fun, go mad" 503 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,360 - "Doo doo party"- "do" - "Have fun, go mad" 504 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,080 - "Come on" - "Have fun livin' in the city" 505 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,080 "Here we go"... 506 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,800 " Dunston. 507 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,400 Dunston. 508 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,920 " Ohh... 509 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,880 So far it's been a ghastly trip. 510 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,800 Except for one thing... 511 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,960 Mr. Dellacroce didn't come with me. 512 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:34,760 " I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get that... special oil. 513 00:41:34,795 --> 00:41:36,240 Don't be long. 514 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,680 Oh! 515 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,040 I didn't hear you come in. 516 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,000 Oh, that's just how I like it. 517 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,920 Yes... 518 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,360 Oh, William! 519 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,520 You are amazing! 520 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,800 Hoo-hoo! 521 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,480 Oh! 522 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,680 William! 523 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:11,680 Oh, you are astounding! I don't know whatyou're doing, but it's fabulous! 524 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,080 William... Oh! 525 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,400 Ooh! 526 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,560 Ouch! Oh! 527 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,160 Ouch! " 528 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,120 Oh! More! More, William, more! 529 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,920 Oh, William! 530 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,680 Don't stop, William. 531 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,360 William? 532 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,800 William... " 533 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,040 Oh, William! 534 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,520 Dunston! Come on, we got to get out of here fast! 535 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,920 OK. You stay here and be very quiet. 536 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,960 My dad's gonna help us. 537 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,480 Don't worry, Dunston. 538 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,600 I'll be right back. 539 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:34,840 Mmm. Is that a loofah? 540 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,320 That feels great, Helene. 541 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,080 Mmm. That's interestingperfume. Is that... musk? 542 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,600 Helene, what are you... 543 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,280 Arh! Pervert! 544 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,320 Ouch. 545 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,360 But, Dad, Kyle tried to kill me! 546 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:21,320 You should put him in some special school. They'll take care of him, cook for him... 547 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,040 - He can come home on holidays. - What?! 548 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,480 What is your brother doingin the spa? 549 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:28,880 Dad! 550 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,200 It wasn't a monster. It's a monkey, and his name is Dunston! 551 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,720 This guy wants to hurt him. He's hidingin the spa! 552 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,360 He's right in here! 553 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,080 What's goingon here? 554 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,520 Where is he? 555 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,280 - Terribly sorry, ladies. - But, Dad, he was here... 556 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,760 What is wrongwith you? 557 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,480 Kyle, how many times have I told you not to come down here? 558 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,640 - What language do you speak?! - It's him! It's the guy! 559 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,760 Told you, Dad. Crazy. 560 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:54,800 Brian! 561 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,640 That's him! That's the guy! 562 00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:01,680 This is him, Dad. He's got a monkey named Dunston, and he tried to hurt him. 563 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,040 You're in trouble now! 564 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,720 My dad's here! 565 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,480 Well... 566 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,880 Lord Rutledge, I am... 567 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,200 terribly, terribly sorry. 568 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,960 It's no wonder this hotel is so shoddily run. 569 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,480 You can't even control one small boy, can you? 570 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,320 Well... 571 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,280 He's very, very sorry. Aren'tyou, Kyle? 572 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,000 No! 573 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,360 He tried to hurt Dunston! 574 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,400 Your son, sir, is behavinglike a lunatic. 575 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,400 - No, I'm not! - Enough! 576 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,120 Apologize to Lord Rutledge. 577 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,920 - But, Dad... - Now. 578 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,280 I'm sorry. 579 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,640 Now get upstairs. 580 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,720 And stay there. 581 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,640 Ah... uh... 582 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,680 Lord Rutledge, uh, I would, um, 583 00:45:56,720 --> 00:46:00,560 very much like you to be my guest at dinner this evening. 584 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,080 Oh, how thrilling. 585 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,720 Well, excellent. I'm sure you will enjoy the cuisine here. 586 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,920 I doubt that the city offers any diningexperience... 587 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,400 Ah. Ladies. 588 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,960 Please forgive me for beingquite so detained. 589 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,720 Mrs. Feldman, Mrs. Winthrop. 590 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,200 Mrs. Winthrop, Mrs. Feldman. 591 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,040 Yes. Yes, of course. Obviously. 592 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:59,320 Well, first of all, let me say how grateful we all are for the wonderful work 593 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,800 thatyour organization has been doing 594 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,000 in its fight against, uh... 595 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,000 tinea versicola. 596 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:13,760 It's a skin disease. Not deadly, just... unsightly. 597 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,480 All the good diseases were taken. 598 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,440 Yes. Yes, they were. 599 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,080 Now, I know thatyour organization has been to the Four Seasons. 600 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,880 Of course I would be loath to ever speak ill of a competitor, but... 601 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,360 Holy shit! 602 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,800 He must really hate the Four Seasons. 603 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,640 No! No! No! 604 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,520 I'm sorry. I just wasn't prepared to speak about monkeys... money! 605 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,400 Would you excuse me? I'll be right back. 606 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,320 I will be... right back. 607 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,360 They put the doorknob in the middle... Ha-ha... Oh, gosh... 608 00:47:55,560 --> 00:48:00,640 Get Security up here A.S.A.P. Then call the best animal control person in the city. 609 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:05,120 Nancy, Nancy... Call Kyle, and, uh, apologize for me. 610 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,360 I got a monkey in my hotel. 611 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,920 Monkey? 612 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,880 " Oh... monkey! 613 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,720 I wonder where he is. 614 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,000 Yoo-hoo! 615 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,400 Here, here... 616 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,400 Arh! 617 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,400 - Mr. Grant seems very competent. - Yes. 618 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,320 Until he ran screaming from the room, of course. 619 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,520 Of course. 620 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,280 Argh! 621 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,720 Argh! 622 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:06,800 Ahem. 623 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,560 Mm-hm. 624 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,400 Okey-doke. 625 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:31,720 All these monkeys... are criminals? 626 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,960 Well... 627 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,360 that kind of looks like him. 628 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,960 "Pongo pygmaeus". 629 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,800 You've got an orangutan problem, Mr. Grant. 630 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,160 Where did he come from? 631 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:50,200 Well, ma'am, when two orangutans fall in love... 632 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,320 I think she means how did he get in the hotel? 633 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,840 Oh. 634 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,240 My guess... 635 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,920 the sewers. 636 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,520 I begyour pardon? 637 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,800 Hypothetical situation. 638 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,360 It's Easter. 639 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:11,400 You think it might be cute to put a baby orangutan in your kid's basket. 640 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,400 Well, at first it is cute. 641 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,240 Then it gets bigger. 642 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,800 The kids lose interest. 643 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,320 And then one night... 644 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,720 you flush it down the toilet. 645 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,200 That's ridiculous! 646 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,160 You ever been in the sewers of this city, Mr. Grant? 647 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,480 Well, I have! 648 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,400 I could tell you stories... 649 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:37,040 I saw a turtle one time... 650 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,920 looked like a Volkswagen with a tail. 651 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,720 It was 1967. 652 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,520 Summer of Love. 653 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:51,480 I haven't felt comfortable sittingon the john since. 654 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,000 Since... 1967? 655 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:59,080 Now, if he's contained... 656 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,960 it should be easy. 657 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,240 Dad! 658 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,480 No! 659 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,760 - Dad, what's goingon? - Not now, son. 660 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,040 Excuse... Arh! 661 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,680 Dad, why does he have a gun? 662 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,400 I'll tell you later. 663 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,560 Hey... 664 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,240 Sorry I didn't believe you. 665 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,560 Now take off, OK? 666 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,120 This tranquilizer dart'll knock a human out for 18 hours. 667 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,320 And its effect on an orangutan? 668 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,000 Kill him, most likely. 669 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:37,000 I don't want anyone to say that this monkey made a monkey out of us. 670 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,440 Don't move unless I say so. If you see the monkey, yell out loudly. 671 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,960 - "You" stay right here... - Murray! Murray, quick! 672 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,720 He got out! He's in the kitchen! You better get there fast. Dad's pretty mad! 673 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,640 - Let's go! - Let's go. Move. Move! 674 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,520 Dunston? 675 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,160 Dunston, it's me! 676 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,680 Dunston! 677 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,200 Where have you been? 678 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,040 Did you get lost? 679 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,360 Shh. Be quiet, OK? 680 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,640 "Pongo pygmaeus". 681 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,480 Get off. 682 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,120 Go on, get off. 683 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,320 All right. 684 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,840 Don't get off. 685 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,280 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 686 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,320 - Let's try the Plaza. - " Ab-absolutely. 687 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,160 Are you crazy?! 688 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:38,680 - Did you get him? - No. I did not. 689 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,000 We're dealingwith a very smart animal here. 690 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:45,240 - He's a psycho. - But I "like" obsessive people. 691 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,720 They get things done! 692 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,440 He's still here! 693 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,520 I can feel it. 694 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,840 Dunston! 695 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,440 Dunston, do you hear? It's me. 696 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,280 Dunston. 697 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,480 He's incredible, Kyle. 698 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,480 He's absolutely incredible. 699 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,920 Whoa. 700 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,600 Let's take a look. 701 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,280 It's a piece of glass. 702 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,440 If I'm gonna do this, you'll have to hold him. 703 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,680 - He's scared. - Well, do what Dad does. 704 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,920 Singto him. 705 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,480 OK. 706 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:57,040 Happy birthday to you 707 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,720 You look like a monkey 708 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:03,440 And you act like one too 709 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,640 Dunston, I know it hurts, but it's for your own good. 710 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,600 It's like when you get a shot, or broccoli. 711 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,080 It's better if you don't look at it. 712 00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,880 Look at me, Dunston. 713 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,680 Look at me. 714 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,480 It's gonna be OK. 715 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,280 Got it. 716 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,920 We got it, Dunston. 717 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,440 Isn't he cool? 718 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,560 Sure, he's cool, Kyle, but what are we gonna do with him? 719 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,120 He can stay in my room. 720 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,040 Come on. Dad might be a little preoccupied, 721 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,480 but I think he'll notice an orangutan in your room. 722 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,680 Wait a minute. We have lots of rooms. 723 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,040 OK, name? 724 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,600 - "Lam Binh Ngoc. " - What? 725 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,960 L- a-m... 726 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,520 B- i-n-h... 727 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,080 N- g-o-c. 728 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,520 Got it. Lam Binh Ngoc. Dr. Lam Binh Ngoc. 729 00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:01,000 Hotel thinks you're a doctor, you can get away with anything. 730 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,720 Let's go, Dr. Ngoc. 731 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,840 Whoa. 732 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,240 - Cool. - Impressive. 733 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,005 The Royal Suite. 734 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,480 How do you like it, Dunston? 735 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:33,960 Uh-oh. 736 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,640 Whoa! 737 00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:49,920 Damn! 738 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,960 You've ruined my retirement fund. 739 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,720 Treacherous little hairball. 740 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,880 Lord Rutledge. 741 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,360 How was your meal? 742 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,720 Well, from the look of the soup, 743 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:22,040 my guess is that someone in your kitchen has a serious hair-loss problem. 744 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,920 Other than that, it was absolutely delightful. 745 00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,240 Good night. 746 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,400 Well? How was his meal? 747 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,120 I believe he used the words "absolutely delightful. " 748 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:42,400 I hope so. You know, especially after that little incident with your son today. 749 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,800 Oh, Mrs. Dubrow, that was totally... 750 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,400 Robert, I like children. I really do. 751 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,160 But let me just ask you this. 752 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,360 Do you think there's a way we can keep your boys locked in their rooms? 753 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,760 You know, just till the Crystal Ball is over? 754 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,000 We could make a game out of it. 755 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,920 We could call it "quarantine. " 756 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:05,880 Mrs. Dubrow, I can assure you that there will be no further incidents. 757 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:10,120 As of this moment, they are both on their best behavior. 758 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,080 Whoo! Yeah! What a catch! 759 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:23,000 Incoming! Whoo-hoo! 760 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,280 I'd like to order two banana splits, 761 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,920 extra bananas on each, and a Caesar salad with extra bananas as well. 762 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,800 Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! 763 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,800 - Roll! Roll! Roll! - Strike! 764 00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,240 - Yeah! - All right! 765 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,280 You heard me. More bananas. 766 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,640 That's right. Bananas. 767 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,320 Mmm... 768 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,120 Hey, come on and have a ball 769 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,920 "He's doin' too much thievin'"... 770 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,040 Whoa! 771 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:53,040 Got it! 772 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,280 Whoo-hoo! 773 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,480 Well, Dunston, Frisbee may not be your game. 774 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,560 Don't worry. 775 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,440 That Rutledge guy will never find you here. 776 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,920 Come on, Kyle. We'd better go. 777 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,680 I'm coming. 778 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:23,200 Good night, Dunston. 779 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,160 - Thanks, Brian. - For what? 780 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,920 Helping. 781 00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,120 Hey, what the hell? I'm grounded. I gotta do something. 782 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:39,440 Boy, if Dad ever finds out that we checked Dunston into the hotel, we'd be in bigtrouble. 783 00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,280 Well, I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. 784 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,960 For the next 24 hours, Dad's gonna have his hands full. 785 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,320 Terrible. 786 01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:30,400 Absolutely. 787 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,360 No. 788 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,920 In about half an hour. 789 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:38,880 Excellent. 790 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,600 Bravo. 791 01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,760 Majestic... 792 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,360 Hotel. 793 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,120 Room service. 794 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,080 Word search: banana. 795 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,440 One banana. 796 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,800 Two bananas. 797 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:17,240 Well, Dr. Ngoc, 798 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,960 either you've got a potassium deficiency 799 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,680 or I think we might be in business. 800 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,600 There it is. 801 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,040 It's just a zoo. It's not great. 802 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:32,400 But at least they'll be nice to you, and you won't have to steal or anything. 803 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:37,120 You see, everyone will be at that stupid ball, so I can sneak you out the back. 804 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,680 That's Brian. 805 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,520 Dr. Ngoc, I presume. 806 01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,160 Robert, gorgeous. 807 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:03,800 We have done... a spectacular job. 808 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,200 Hey. 809 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,640 Hi. 810 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,960 Hello. How are you doin'? 811 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,920 Hi. How ya doin'? 812 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,120 He brought a dog. 813 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,840 Would you do me a favor? 814 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,160 Could you lose the dog? 815 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,280 Say goodbye to your friend. 816 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,400 He just became an even more endangered species. 817 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,080 Time to check out. Get in that trunk. 818 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:56,360 Oh, so now you're ready to go to work, are you? 819 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,320 Well, forget it. Get in the trunk. 820 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,600 Oh, so now we're feelingrepentant. 821 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:08,680 Go on, then. Give Daddy a bighug. 822 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,440 Look on the bright side. 823 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,680 You'll be joiningyour brother very soon. 824 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,480 Argh! Argh! 825 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,920 " Dunston, help me. Help me, Dunston. Get it off. 826 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,120 Ow. 827 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:49,720 Lord Rutledge! The ball is this way. 828 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,120 - No, but I... - No, no. No buts. 829 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,800 You are my special guest this evening. 830 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:55,880 Really? 831 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,040 - Mrs. Dubrow, I'm Lionel Spalding. - Of course you are. 832 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:02,520 Lord Rutledge, I'm Elena Dubrow. I own this hotel. 833 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:06,680 This is the social event of the season. You wouldn't want to miss it. 834 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,440 Do come in. Look. 835 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,640 Hello. How are you? 836 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,760 Come on, Dunston. I know a great way out of here. 837 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:22,720 Come on. 838 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,200 Oh, I don't believe I know your name. 839 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,080 Buck La Farge, animal security. How's it hangin'? 840 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,600 - Oh, well... - Hm. "Mustela erminea". 841 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:48,880 Member of the weasel family. 842 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:50,480 Oh! 843 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,000 Champagne? 844 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,040 - Is it free? - Yes. 845 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,640 Dog... Dog, we're gonna sit here. 846 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,440 Sit. 847 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,760 Yaarh! 848 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,480 Heel, dog! Please heel! 849 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,920 Oh, no. 850 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,600 Lord Rutledge! 851 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,400 See? 852 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,320 Brian, we got a bigproblem. 853 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,440 Kyle, I'm a little busy here. 854 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,800 Dunston's in this room right now! 855 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,680 Oh, great move! You were supposed to keep him upstairs. 856 01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,240 You won't believe what just happened. 857 01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,120 Rutledge got me, and I found this in his room. 858 01:06:00,155 --> 01:06:02,080 Look at it. 859 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,080 All right. 860 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,800 Let's find Dad. 861 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,920 I saw a turtle one time, 862 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,840 looked like a Volkswagen with a tail. 863 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,800 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 864 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:22,120 Could you do somethingabout the dog?! 865 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:28,680 - What are you "both" doinghere? - Dad, you better take a look at this. 866 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:32,040 It's a picture of Lord Rutledge and two monkeys. 867 01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:46,000 I was just tellingLord Rutledge he should visit one of our other fine hotels. 868 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,520 - How are the mints? - I begyour pardon? 869 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,760 On your pillow at night. You like the mints? 870 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,520 - Bloody thing! - We need new mints. 871 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:02,240 My God... He is thorough. 872 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,160 Hello, Dunston. 873 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,680 Will you please... 874 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:06,960 Lord Rutledge. 875 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,800 Ah... Mrs. Dellacroce. 876 01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:11,400 Lookingfor something? 877 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,200 Lostyouth. 878 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,640 I'm in room 812. 879 01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,640 Bye, darling. 880 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:25,760 He tied you up?! 881 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:28,080 Yes. And he'll hurt Dunston if he finds him. 882 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,160 Please, Dad. You've gotta help him. 883 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,520 OK. OK. 884 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:40,280 You guys, you split up, you find the monkey, and you take him upstairs to the apartment. 885 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,560 I'm gonna take care of Lord Rutledge. 886 01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:45,080 He's in there, Fang? 887 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:49,120 All right. As you were. 888 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,080 How can these women wear fur? 889 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:05,560 I think everyone should know how they bludgeoned and tortured the poor animals. 890 01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:10,040 That is why I always carry pictures of the process. 891 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:16,040 That is how they do it to poor little bunny rabbits. 892 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,360 Oh, this is horrifying. 893 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:21,880 Why can't we treat all creatures with kindness and respect? 894 01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:25,960 Pig! 895 01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:32,120 Can I help you with something, son? 896 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,400 I'm lookingfor a "Pongo pygmaeus". 897 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:38,200 I catch you looking at my wife's "Pongo pygmaeus" once more, 898 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,280 I'm gonna break you in half. 899 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,280 Right. 900 01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,960 Hi. How you doin'? 901 01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:54,240 Ah... 902 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:59,400 Oh, the baby quiche. I love these. 903 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:02,640 Lovely. My mother used to make these. 904 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,440 She did. They're incredible. 905 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,960 Ah... 906 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,280 Shrimp boat! 907 01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,800 Thank you. 908 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,600 There's a monkey head in my lap! 909 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,080 A big, hairy monkey! 910 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,960 Monkey head! Monkey head! 911 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:27,440 What are all you people staringat me for? You think I'm crazy, don'tyou? 912 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,720 Well, I swear it was a monkey head. 913 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,160 I know a monkey head when I see one! 914 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:36,560 There's a monkey head in there. God, it's happeningagain! 915 01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,400 Ole. 916 01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:41,840 Monkey head! Monkey head! 917 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:47,080 Why is everyone in this hotel always slappingme?! 918 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,080 " It wasn't my fault the sea monkeys died! 919 01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:56,760 The party's over, Dunston. 920 01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,920 - Do something. - Do ityourself! 921 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,520 Sorry. 922 01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:21,200 I'm goingto give you a sportingchance. I'm goingto count to three. 923 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:24,120 I think you are slightly outnumbered. 924 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,800 One! 925 01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:31,560 Two... 926 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,040 Three. 927 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,280 Dunston, run! 928 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,720 Dunston! Let's get outta here. 929 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,200 Come on, let's go, go, go, go, go! 930 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:53,720 Dunston? 931 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,840 No, no, no! 932 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,280 - That's the Chateau Lafitte. - Oh. 933 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,840 Good year. 934 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:08,400 Arh! 935 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:12,400 No, no, let me assure you, everythingis just fine. 936 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,160 Just fine. 937 01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:22,040 We take great pride in our beverage selection, 938 01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:25,680 and it seems one of our guests selected one too many beverages. 939 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,920 Aarhhhh! 940 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,320 Aarh! 941 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,480 Let's not let, you know, such a tiny little incident 942 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:53,880 spoil such a wonderful evening. 943 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,040 And let me assure you 944 01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:59,240 there is no monkey in this hotel. 945 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,440 A monkey! 946 01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:09,120 Shoot him. 947 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,200 No! Don't shoot him! 948 01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,080 That's comingout of your check. 949 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,600 Now, come on, do whatyou do. I want him dead. 950 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:26,720 No, stuffed! Teach him to come into my hotel! 951 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,240 Come on! Shoot him! 952 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:30,720 Hyah! 953 01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:31,720 Arh! 954 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,040 Whoa. 955 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,120 You! 956 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:00,200 Aarh! 957 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,040 - Good show. - Thank you. 958 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,440 Watch the birdie. 959 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:19,360 - So, am I still grounded? - " That's my boy. 960 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,120 And "this" is for tyingup my kid. 961 01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,960 Aarrh! 962 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,800 All right, Dad! 963 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,520 Oh, well. 964 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,400 You did this! 965 01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:38,560 You brought that monkey into my hotel. 966 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:42,520 You've been nothingbut trouble since your daddy started workinghere! 967 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,720 You little spoiled brat! 968 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:53,640 Argh! 969 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:57,360 Aah! 970 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,120 Ooh! 971 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:08,200 Ah! 972 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,120 This is your fault! 973 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,160 You and those children! 974 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:15,720 - Mrs. Dubrow. - What? 975 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:18,000 Have you tried the cake? 976 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:22,680 You're... 977 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:23,760 fired! 978 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:29,400 Go home and burn your resumes, 979 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:32,520 because you'll never work in the hotel business again! 980 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,560 Don'tyou walk away from me! 981 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,560 I'm still firingyou! 982 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:44,560 Mrs. Dubrow, I'm Lionel Spalding from the "Le Monde" Travel Organization. 983 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,520 Congratulations. 984 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:50,760 You've managed to go from a five-star hotel... 985 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:53,160 to a one-star hotel. 986 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,600 Good night. 987 01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,240 Aarh! 988 01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,000 Getyour hands off me! 989 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,840 Terrible misunderstanding. I'm utterly innocent, 990 01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:12,280 as will be revealed by my lawyers as soon as I get to a pay phone. 991 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:17,080 Dunston! How could you?! 992 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,640 Dunston! Really! 993 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,720 May I call you Dunston? 994 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:28,360 I'm really, really sorry. I was just tryingto do my job. 995 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,280 It was nothingpersonal. 996 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,920 Do you believe me? 997 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:36,440 I deserved that. 998 01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:43,760 You know, I've never attacked another human beingin my entire life. 999 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,280 Now I've dropped two in the same day. 1000 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:49,280 - So how did it feel? - Great. 1001 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:52,800 You do realize we'll probably end up livingin a Motel 6. 1002 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,240 Yep. 1003 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,960 Sounds pretty good to me. 1004 01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:27,880 Hello, Dunston. 1005 01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:30,520 Nice to officially meetyou. 1006 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,640 Dad, can we? 1007 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,120 No, we can't. 1008 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:41,680 - We can't. - Please? He can stay in my room. 1009 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:43,560 I'll take good care of him. 1010 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,400 Kyle, listen to me. 1011 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,600 Dunston can stay with us tonight, 1012 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:54,480 but tomorrow we've got to find another place for him. 1013 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,560 It's a really nice zoo. 1014 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,080 No one will be mean to you or anything. 1015 01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,000 And you'll have friends. 1016 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,160 No. Monkey friends. 1017 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:22,680 I'm not sure where I'll be, but I'll try to come and visityou whenever I can. 1018 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,280 It's them. 1019 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,240 Mr. Dubrow? 1020 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:31,440 Morning, Kyle. 1021 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,120 Where's Mrs. Dubrow? 1022 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,840 Scoutinghotel sites in Alaska. 1023 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,160 We've come to see your father. 1024 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,800 So, what do you think? 1025 01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:41,800 I wantyou to stay. 1026 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,360 This is the finest hotel in the entire chain. 1027 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:45,800 Yes, it is. 1028 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:49,960 This is everythingl've ever dreamed of doing. And now I've done it. 1029 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,120 I think I'd like a position... 1030 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,960 that's a little less demandingon my time. 1031 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,840 Let me see what I can do. 1032 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:06,400 Mr. Dubrow, you know lots of people, right? 1033 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:07,760 Why do you ask? 1034 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:12,240 I have this friend who's sort of in need of a favor. 1035 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,160 Lionel Spalding... 1036 01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:36,360 and Neil. 1037 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:40,560 Welcome to the Bali Majestic, Mr. Spalding. The manager has been expectingyou. 1038 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:44,960 Mr. Spalding, I can't tell you how pleased I am thatyou accepted our invitation. 1039 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:48,960 Particularly after those rather unfortunate circumstances back in New York. 1040 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,520 But, as you can see, we are far, far away from there right now. 1041 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:58,080 And my family and I are dedicated to makingyour stay here at the Bali Majestic 1042 01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:01,520 as uneventful and trouble-free as is humanly possible. 1043 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,760 Your room and meals are complimentary, 1044 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:07,720 and if you'd like me to arrange a line of credit in the casino, I'd be happy to. 1045 01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:11,520 You may hear some of our native islanders out and around the bushes. 1046 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:17,800 There's nothingto worry about. I guarantee there will be no further incidents to deal with. 1047 01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:20,880 - Uh, Dad... - If you need anything, pick up the phone... 1048 01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:22,680 - Dad... - Just a moment, Kyle. 1049 01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:26,360 One of the things I want to tell you about is the Bali Hai buffet, 1050 01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:29,920 which we offer every day at breakfast and lunch. 1051 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:32,680 No!